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 GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN. 
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Post GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
Why can't you understand how much God loves you? He wants you to be a Christian. He doesn't want to send you to hell, where you will burn forever with the other sinners. You think you'll go to heaven as a Muslim? No; Muslims will be tortured by demons for eternity, because they are SINNERS. You think you'll go to heaven as an atheist? No. Atheists will burn and be tortured for eternity, because they are SINNERS. Anyone who does not convert to faith in God will die and go to hell, because that is God's divine mercy and will for you. God does not hate you, but he will punish you until you convert. The Indians know this; they used to rule North America, but they rejected Jesus, so God punished them and now the whites rule North America and the Indians are just one more example of God's divine mercy and will; He let them live! Blacks know it too; Blacks rejected God, just like Israel did, and God put them into slavery, just like He did with the Israelites. It was only when they converted to Christianity that they were freed in the American Civil War. Rome rejected God, and God sent barbarians to sack it, and the pope to rule over Roman Catholics for their sins. But Catholics are going to hell unless they convert to Christianity!

Do you think you are safe? You aren't! The devil lives in your heart. Do you drink? The devil is inside you! Do you have premarital sex? You are sleeping with the devil! Do you smoke? You're breathing in the devil! Convert to Christianity and you will be saved. Only homosexuals cannot convert, because they are an abomination before the LORD. If you don't go to church, you can't be saved. If you don't pray, you can't be saved. If you don't read the Bible, you can't be saved. But if you convert to Christianity you can be saved! You don't need to go to hell! You can be a Christian, stop having sex, stop drinking and smoking, and go to heaven!

Even most people who call themselves Christians aren't really Christians. They consort with unbelievers instead of trying to convert them. Don't listen to these people! God loves you, so He will punish you no matter what unless you convert to Christianity! If you do not convert, He will strike you down. He will make you poor and sick and unhappy. If you are poor and sick and unhappy, it is because you have sinned against God! New Orleans was destroyed just like Sodom and Gomorrah because it was a town of sin. Convert and become a Christian, and you will be happy for the rest of your life.

In conclusion, happy April Fool's day, suckers.

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Post Re: GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
TOZE TRACKS! ARGH! NOOO! :P

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Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:06 pm
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Post Re: GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
Jack Chick is my master now.

(ps; "tracts")

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Post Re: GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
Actually I was referring the tracks on your arms where all the drugs are going. :P Because that's what you'd need to be like Jack Chick. LOTS of drugs.

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Post Re: GOD WANTS YOU TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
Just one drug- PCP- but lots of it.

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