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http://www.8bm.com/salt/2004/072804.htm
http://www.8bm.com/salt/2004/072404.htm
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume02/d ... bes241.htm
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume01/d ... bes934.htm

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http://www.waxy.org/archive/2003/10/30/kids_sho.shtml

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ed_embryos

Behold the future of medical fuck-ups!

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Tozetre wrote:
Hey! Give credit where credit is due!
It was the idea of _ME_ in a Sailor Saturn costume!
"In the name of the moon, I will punish you!" *pose, twinkle*


Not to be picky. (YES IT IS!) But wouldn't you be in the name of Saturn?
*Watches everyone's mind implode violently as they realize that would actually be a true statement!*

(The straw that broke the camel's back.)

"MUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... d_children

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So Fiss, Binky, have we accomplished it yet? Have you broken? Even one of you?

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Not I, but I suppose the forum acts as a buffer, so it's extra hard. ^_^

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In that case, here's a little dialogue out of my friend's head. Her good and evil voices were arguing and this is what they boiled down to:

Idiot
Am Not
Are To!
You Started It
Did Not
You Knew Better
Yes I did
See, you just said so
Said what
You started it
Did Not
You just said you did
Did Not
:p
Oh yeah, that's adult now isn't it!
:PP~~~~
Sick, you spit on me me
Don't touch me with your finger when you put in your...ow owwww owwwwww
Sissy
Takes One To Know One
Jack Ass
You cussed
So
Bitch
Oooooohhhhhh I'm telling!
Who are you going to tell
Shut Up
No, you shut up
I don't have to
Neither do I
No one is listening to you so it doesn't matter anyhow
If no one were listening than we wouldn't be fighting in the first place!
Shut...oWWWWwwwwww ***thong wedgy**********
snicker snicker snicker
woompf...ooff...crash boom...bang
@#$%$@#$%^&^$#$
@#$%&&^^%$#$%^&&*((^$#@

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Fri Sep 17, 2004 4:03 pm
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lol

Sorry, but Fiss is right. No breakage yet. But there has been lots of amusement!!!

Dunno if you wanna succeed anyways...don't forget about the "you break it, you buy it" rule...

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a phrase/thought thats straight of a fic Zentrodie wrote called Out Of Disaster... its actually the omake of the latest chapter.. gotta use ur imagination for this... and i quote

[Misato, wiping the sick from her lips could only shut her eyes, but even then she could still see them. ?Ritsuko?s insane! A full tank of Gendo?s!?]

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Wow that last one was bad ... but my favorite part was:

Defecating eggs can give one the impression that one is "laying eggs" can add a fun fantasy or role-playing dimension to the experience.

Who writes these things .....


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The cure for voter apathy? ^_^

Here's another one: [NOT SAFE FOR WORK...Unless you work for Source Adult Video or Hooters]

http://www.collegehumor.com/election

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Post I'm new.. my first attempt to break ya'll...
Ok I am lazy... but this is my quickie shot.. If it doesn't work (which it probably won't) I will make a more true attempt later, probably when I am running on no sleep for at least twenty hours, because then I scare everyone and breakage is unavoidable...

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
-- Woody Allen

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You can't make this shit up.

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>_<
We're not all like that, just so you know.
Some- SOME of us have writing skills.
And better theology than "Jesus + Klingons."

But, having read a couple dozen freshman theology papers this weekend, I am forced to admit that the number of us is much lower than I thought.

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Watch for the next link:

"TRIBBLES ARE JEWS!"

:shock:

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Technically, given the attitude toward tribbles, they would have to be unholy demons - Unholy Demons of Cute Squealing and Adorable Acts.

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Vulcans = Buddists
I think Klingons would be more = Odin/Norse

Hehe.

Okay, I'm stopping before we need to move this into Religion.

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