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oops forgot to log on .....that was me ...


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Surprisingly easy to do, unless you click the little "always remember me" button.

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yeah ...i did ....and now for more nasty Image
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http://www.centaursite.com/%20encounter/and thats just wierd


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http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/ to make any moan cringe


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http://www.fleshlight.com/

please if you own one ...dont tell me


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Mmm, bathtoy.

"More seductive than chocolate, let the lavender butt please you like you've never been pleased before."

Rubber ducky, meet your new best friend!

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Mental images are ten times stronger than actual images. Think about it, people are afraid of the dark because they're scared of what they can't see, not what they can see. Mostly they're scared of what's not there. So I'll leave you with the most twisted thing available...

The DREADED Oscarfic... "Artemis' Lover".
Anyone who know's it, needs no further explanations....

http://carnage.fanfic.org/artemis.html

THAT, is the MST'ed version. And STILL quite lethal at one-hundred meters.

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*Shudder* Perhaps I unleashed too great a monster... I just reviewed the first few lines of the actual fic itself... and closed the window.... Now I remember the reason I stockpiled all these nuclear weapons under my bed... I was going to locate Oscar, and annihilate his entire county.

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Oh Gawd, why am I laughing?

I'm a horrible, horrible person. :P

Though OTOH, thank god fer MISTers.

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Here you go Binky maybe this will do something for ya...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html

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admiraltigerclaw wrote:
*Shudder* Perhaps I unleashed too great a monster... I just reviewed the first few lines of the actual fic itself... and closed the window.... Now I remember the reason I stockpiled all these nuclear weapons under my bed... I was going to locate Oscar, and annihilate his entire county.

The sad thing is, the MSTing itself is hilarious, but you have to slog through the fic just to get to the jokes. :?

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Well, I get violent towards it, in fact, I think my first reaction after reading the first few lines is described better this way...

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Sometimes you just have to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. 8)

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its two in the morning here. and i just watched every single thing in this thread (except one's id already seen).


*brain escapes through fingernails, grabs a nail clipper and rips out my eyes*

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Alright, this one isn't work-safe, but I watched as much as I could stand and didn't find any adult content. (edit: apart from language)

Make of that what you will.

http://www2.b3ta.com/bukkake/


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:cry: It's not coming up. I'll try again later. Might just be net traffic.

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does that demented cartoon EVER END????!!!????!!!11one

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http://www.rotten.com

a sick site some of the pictures are really disgusting


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Bah, I browse stilemedia.com for funny pictures all the time. I've seen medical and sexual horrors that should never be seen, all while drinking my mikes hard and eating goldfish crackers.
I'VE got something that can break you. A challenge, if you will.
goto this website http://www.hulla-balloo.com/hack/ and complete all 12 levels.

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Only recently given an Oscarfic, I was terrified that someone could write this mindless drivel and not be aware of the consequences others would suffer. Is Oscar dead or do I need to hunt him down and ask Lady Senie tips on tortures best left undescribed to others?

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Okay, since we've seen the gross and disturbing and that hasn't succeeded in the breakage, here's my attempt. I decided to try something new...graphic overload, confusion in sorting out who's who, plus randomness in content. Hope this works. ^_^

Vampire Meeting or How the Clans Got Flawed

Cast (In no discernable order)

Setite = Image
Toreador = Image
Gangrel = Image
Lasombra = Image
Ventrue = Image
Brujah = Image
Giovanni = Image
Assamite = Image
Tzimisce = Image
Malkavian = Image
Nosferatu = Image
Ravnos = Image
Tremere = Image


Image ?Okay folks. We have another problem. The ?kids? want to know how we tell each other apart?what makes us unique.?
Image ?That?s easy?we are all unique?special..beautiful in our own way we??
Image ?Shut up. He means like what separates CLANS you pantywaste.?
Image ?Never waste panties?Too hard to find this time of year.?
Image ?Yes Brujah. What makes us?fit into a category. What makes us. CLAN.?
Image ?Yeah..just another way for the ?man? to keep an eye on us.?
Image ?What man??
Image ?Shut up before I mash you kook.?
Image sighs ?Any suggestions??
Image ?Signature clothing??
Image ?Necklaces? Mystical pendants??
Image ?Cheese?Different Cheeses assigned to each clan. There are different types to chose from you know??
Image looks to Image ?Yeah..lemme guess who Limburger is...?
Image ?I heard that.?
Image ?I was thinking more along the lines?of a weakness?a..subtle flaw.?
Image ?I call kryptonite!!!?
Image smashes him on the head ?Must have a Kryptonite fist. SHUT UP.?
Image ?Unnrk.?
Image ?Okay?Brujah?yours will be your temper. For obvious reasons.?
Image ?TEMPER? WHAT TEMPER? ....fricking suits?.You?d be pissed too if you had to sit next to Nos and Malk.?
Image coughs ?Torrie, since you love art?you will be known as the artist clan.?
Image ?Tragic?yet?beautiful. Agreed.?
Image small voice ?I still want Kryptonite.?
Image SMACK ?Hehe. Temper..okay..Cool.?
Image ?Unnnggh.?
Image Scratches his chin causing skin to flake off ?And my..flaw??
Silence
Image shivers ?We?ll get back to you. Gangrel. Yours will be?every time you frenzy..you look more like an animal.?
Image ?WHAT? What do you mean ?You look more like an animal????
Image ?It starts off small?you know?.fur?.deep voice?.maybe horns?.?
Image ?WHAT??? Oh COME on?Torrie gets to moon over stupid drawings and I get a fricking BEAK? Yeah?that?s REAL fair?? grumbles into a growl
Image ?And I??
Image ?You can?t drink kindred blood..? laughs ?It?s poison. Your hair falls out and you look like him.? Points to Image
Image ?Agreed.?
Image ?Still waiting.?
Silence, Image giggles
Image ?Why does TREMERE get to pick my weakness??
Image ?Lump it pal.?
Image ?Tremere?if Assamite can?t drink kindred blood?.then you have to drink from..all of your elders.?
Image ?No one got Kryptonite??
Image BAP ?Temper.. LOVE it.?
Image ?Lasombra?.hmm?no reflection.?
Image ?You should give THAT to Nos?..?
Image ?Still waiting.?
Image coughs ?Be right with you Nos?..Is that acceptable Lasombra??
Image ?Yeah?.but you guys have to tell me when I have something on my chin.?
Image ?No problem. ?Hmmm?Tzim?.Your weakness..will be??
Image ?Having a clan name no one can say or spell??
Image ?Yes. Er..No. ?You..must sleep..in your native soil..or have some in your coffin??
Image ?WHAT??? I get WEBBED TOES and she has to sleep in DIRT???
Image ?Agreed.?
Image ?I want a new one?..?
Image ?Still waiting?..have you forgotten me??
Silence
Image ?Moving right along?..Giovanni?Your Kiss hurts?..no pleasure in your bite.?
Image ?You can say THAT again?.?
Room looks to Image
Image ?Oh..sorry..was that outloud??
Image very quietly ?One off night?plagues you for your unlife??
Image ?Ravnos. You are a criminal by nature.?
Image gives back Image?s wallet ?Sorry.?
Image blinks taking it ?Um?no. I meant?.? shakes head ?Oookay. The money too..?
Image ?Oh..here..sorry.?
Image ?When do I get one??
Image very quietly ?At birth??
Stifled Laughter
Image ?Ahem?You over there..Setite?yours is?.you don?t like the light..?
Image ?OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?? I get a set of BAT wings and he doesn?t like bright lights???
Image ?Fly my little monkeys?Fllllyyyyy..?
Image raises hand and Image winces
Image grins ?Agreed..fair and just.? winks
Image points ?He WINKED!! You two had a DEAL SET UP?? ?..Darned snakes???
Image ?If you continue in ignoring me?I will get UGLY.?
Image ?Too late??
Stifled laughter
Image ?Am I missing anyone??
Image ?Do I get Kryptonite??
Image ?You, little man, have ENOUGH problems?.you don?t need an additional flaw.?
Image ?Then it is settled?.?
Image ?You have forgotten yourself?.and I.?
Image ?Yeah. Mr. Picky. What is YOUR flaw.?
Image smiles ?I am Picky?about ?what I eat?.?
Image stands up throwing chair back ?I am LEAVING!!? pointing around the room ?I get udders like a fragging COW and YOU get to sleep in DIRT? YOU are a fussy eater? YOU get to look at art?YOU?? finger stops on Image ?Okay..I guess it could be worse.?
Image ?I get it. I am the unflawed clan?. Gotcha.?
Image laughs ?Yup..that?s it..?
Image coughs ?Meeting adjourned.?
Image leaving, very quietly singing ?You..oogly..you oogly?.and yer mama dresses you foooney..you oogly..you oogly..?

THE END

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And if THAT didn't work...here's more!

The Truth About Gehenna or How the World Ended for the Antediluvians

Cast (in order of disappearance)

Image Haqim
Image Ventrue
Image Lasombra
Image Small Ball of Cheese
Image Nosferatu
Image Masked Avenger #1
Image Tzimisce
Image Masked Avenger #3
Image Spirits of Those Who Have Died Tragically
Image Masked Avenger #2
Image Set
Image Brujah
Image Malkav
Image Arikel
Image Augustus
Image Ennoia
Image Ravnos
Image Tremere




Image ?Awright Haqim! I have HAD it with you! You?re gonna die!?
Image ?Says you. Phbbbt!?
Image ?Oh, yeah? Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames! I blow up Asia!?
Image ?Celerity 10. I dodge. I?m now standing in the middle of the ocean.?
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune?s Might. I boil the oceans.?
Image ?Obfuscate 10. What ocean??
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Movement of the Mind. I hit the remaining ocean with the moon.?
Image ?Tag in! Obtenebration 9. What moon??
Image ?Auspex 10. THAT moon.?
Image ?Tag out!?
Image ?Oh crap. Umm? Quietus 10.?
Image ?Here comes the big ball of rock, baby!?
Image is squished
Image ?Didn?t Haqim just activate Quietus 10??
Image ?And it was a surprisingly quiet squishing. Stupid discipline.?
Image ?Lasombra??
Image ?Tag, um, Tzimisce!?
Image ?Vicissitude 10. Try that moon trick now, spellboy.?
Image ?Tag Ventrue!?
Image ?Dominate 10. Who?s your daddy??
Image ?You?re my daddy.?
Image ?Tag in! Potence 10. Feel the pain!?
Image ?Fortitude 10! What pain??
Image ?Obtenebration 10! I hope you like small, dark, places.?
Image ?Frag.?
Image vanishes
Image ?I have ALWAYS wanted to do that.?
Image ?Vicissitude 10. Lasombra, you?re now a small ball of cheese.?
Image ?WHY??
Image ?Ventrue still calls the shots. Read Dominate 10.?
Image ?Darn, he?s right.?
Image ?Animalism 10. Horde of cheese-eating mice.?
Image ?Obtenebration 10. I am a shadow of a small ball of cheese.?
Image ?Tag Tremere!?
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. Shadow of fondue, you mean.?
Image goes fwoosh
Image ?Animalism 10. They?re MY horde of mice.?
Image ?Animalism 10. Mine.?
Image ?Mine!?
Image ?Gimmie!?
Image ?Celerity 10 AND Potence 10. I crush Tzimisce and Nosferatu while they?re still arguing about the mice.?
Image ?Urk.? dies
Image ?Urk.? Reforms ?Love that Vicissitude 10.?
Image ?Oh, dearie.?
Image ?Now the mice are MINE!?
Image appears from nowhere ?All of you shall die for consorting with our enemies! Or, in some cases, actually being our enemies.?
Image ?Who the heck are YOU??
Image ?Oh, sorry. I?m early.? vanishes
Image ?Not even the first Masked Avenger, whoever he was, can stop me!?
Image ?Auspex 10. What CAN stop someone with Vicissitude 10? Oh, diablerie.?
Image ?Thaumaturgy something or other. I weaken Arikel a generation.?
Image ?You just made that up!?
Image ?Trust me, you?ll like it.?
Image ?Potence 10. I expend a barrage of fisticuffs upon Tzimisce.?
Image ?Vicissitude 10. I can ignore them.?
Image ?Animalism 10. My mice.?
Image ?Mine!?
Image ?Quick, Arikel! Diablerize Tzimisce while he?s distracted!?
Image ?Necromancy 10, Bone Path! The dead have risen ? and they?re voting Republican!?
Image ?Don?t you guys EVER stop worrying about temporal power??
Image ?Umm. No.?
Image ?Dementation 10! Everyone goes absolutely crazy!?
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Image ?You feel any different, Ennoia??
Image ?Nope. You??
Image ?Nope. Tremere??
Image ?Nope.?
Image ?Me neither.?
Image ?Nobody asked you.?
Image ?Well, THAT was a non-starter.?
Image ?Well, I *gurgle*??
Image dropping diablerized corpse of Image ?I sure feel different!?
Image ?Well, that settles it. My mice.?
Image ?I now have Animalism 10. Mine!?
Image ?CATFIGHT!?
Image ?Mousefight, actually.?
Image ?How droll.?
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Hands of Destruction. I kill the freakin? mice, already.?
Image ?Waaahhh!?
Image ?Zombie mice!?
Image ?Bastards.?
Image , Image , and Image appear
Image ?Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked Avengers!?
Image ?Especially you, Tremere!?
Image ?No, especially YOU, Augustus!?
Image ?Tremere!?
Image ?Augustus!?
Image ?Who ARE you guys, anyway??
Image ?It?s a secret. That?s why we?re wearing masks.?
Image ?Speaking of which, why does your mask have three eyeholes??
Image ?To be distinctive.?
Image ?Doesn?t that kind of defeat the purpose of wearing a mask??
Image ?You always were a smart alek.?
Image ?Potence 10. I punch the first Masked Avenger.?
Image ?Ow.? dies
Image ?We other Masked Avengers are not so easily thwarted! We shall have our revenge! Especially on you, Augustus!?
Image ?Tremere!?
Image ?Augustus!?
Image ?Can we get rid of these guys??
Image ?Sure you take care of the guy with the three eyeholes in his mask, and I?ll take the guy who says he?s my archenemy.?
Image ?I, with the three eyes, am your archenemy, Tremere.?
Image ?Whatever.?
Image ?Potence 10. I crush the guy with the three eyes.?
Image ?Fortitude 10. I soak.?
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I obliterate Masked Avenger #2.?
Image ?Fortitude 10. I soak.?
Image ?Like the guest that won?t leave, aren?t they??
Image ?I can handle this. Necromancy 10, Ash Path. I summon the spirits of those who have died tragically.?
Image ?We are here.?
Image ?Explain your tragedies to the Masked Avengers.?
Image do so
Image ?Oh, the Angst! I cannot BEAR it!? commits suicide
Image ?How fascinating. I wish to learn more.?
Image ?Spirits of those who have died tragically, return to the Shadowlands.?
Image do so
Image ?I must follow them to learn more.? commits suicide
Image ?Well, THAT took forever. But now it?s done. Now what??
Image ?Auspex 10 and Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I incinerate Set in that corner he?s been hiding.?
Image turns to ashes
Image ?Letting everyone else do the fighting and taking out the winners? I am shocked, SHOCKED.?
Image ?Shocked that you didn?t think of it first.?
Image ?And I DEEPLY deplore that.?
Image appears ?Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked Avenger!?
Image ?You ever have the feeling of d?j? vu??
Image ?Constantly.?
Image ?Enough of this. Protean 10. Welcome to the sun, boys!?
Image ?Hah! Thaumaturgy 10, Invulnerable Weakness!?
Image goes fwoosh
Image goes fwoosh
Image goes fwoosh
Image goes fwoosh
Image ?Hah! You?ve played perfectly into my master plan! No, wait.? goes fwoosh
Image ?Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune?s Might. I extinguish Ennoia.?
Image goes fwoosh
Image ?Woo hoo, I won!?
Image ?Forgot me.?
Image ?You? Where the heck have you been??
Image ?Keeping a low profile.?
Image ?And you didn?t burn up in the sun??
Image ?Fortitude 10, baby. And I?ll thank you not to kill off my mice.?
Image ?PREPARE TO DIE!?
Image ?Not so fast! Chimeristry 10!?
Image ?Chimeristry 10? You mean??
Image ?Yup. Reality. I?ll turn us all into a roleplaying game.?
Image ?You wouldn?t!?
Image ?I just did.?
Image ?NOOOOOOOO!!!?
Image , Image , and the corpses of the other antediluvians are replaced by a series of hardback and paperback game supplements

THE END

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LOL!!! It didn't break me, but it was definately amusing. Also makes me want to play VTM again....

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Makes me want to read the Book of Caine again....heh.... it has been five years now... damn...

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