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lol at both. :P

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Very BAD joke!

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.

The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild.

The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooop! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left... Then to the right... Right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief.

The bartender sighs and says... "He should have quit while he was a head!"

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err.

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BWA HA HA HA! GO EMO RANGERS *snicker-snort*

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First of all: - Head Joke....AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! SOOOO GOOD/HORRIBLE! I think that actually beats the Yuri Jokes for "I hate you" responses. :P

Second of all: Emo Rangers....HAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

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The Last Denominator


edit: Also, The Galaxy Song

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TLD: WIN.

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err. 4chan images tend to get deleted fast, and 4chan doesn;t support direct linking.



that said, Rapist search on ABC news: FOUND!

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"Be warned, this is another extremely graphic tutorial featuring guts, dismemberment, and soldering."


LOL, Norway.

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Nicharakus Kaeken wrote:
err. 4chan images tend to get deleted fast, and 4chan doesn;t support direct linking.


It's been some time after I posted that. And I've gotten a little smarter since that. :P

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http://www.tamponcrafts.com/

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

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BWHAAHAHA! Awesome. :D

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That. .is SO WRONG

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Denkou Sekka Batman opening and ending. At least the songs are catchy. :|

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Need a Light?

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Effects of Drugs and Alcohol on Spider Webs

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K.. that doesn't break us.. but thats kinda funky

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Hard win.

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http://davidthompson.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/neurotic_5.jpg

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Zombie pole-dancing

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Son Goharotto wrote:


Necrolovers everywhere REJOICE. *Pulls out 12 gauge.*

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admiraltigerclaw wrote:
Son Goharotto wrote:


Necrolovers everywhere REJOICE. *Pulls out 12 gauge.*


Gimme some sugar, baby.

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George Takei loves sweaty basketball players

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Hahaha, win.

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