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I shit you not:

Grand Celestial Do: The Fighting Art of the Cosmos

Complimentary Kool-Aid will be served after class... :roll:

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Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:51 pm
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I particularly liked his articles on "We would all live in peace if we learned to drink each other's urine," and the one about "romantic relationships with trees," in which he describes "Orzarkian males," telepathic enough to contact vegetative matter, and "Fallopy trees," blessed with damp, fibrous gaps, having sexual congress.

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you
not.

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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:24 pm
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Crazy moon-sensei wrote:
"We would all live in peace if we learned to drink each other's urine,"


Yes...because learning to drink liquid is such a spiritual awakening...all the moreso when it's a waste-product of the body thats ejected for a reason...and quite possibly is full of Lupus.

on the bright side, Michael, there seems to be no kool-aid involved. :P

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Ahh, Kool-Aid, piss, domestic beer - what's the difference? :roll:

All kidding aside, I just hope we don't have to read about these people hitching a ride on a comet by taking poison like that cult from a few years back

[EDIT: Kool-Aid is me dating myself again - see Jim Jones for the "don't drink the kool-aid" reference]

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"Charlie was a policeman, Nick-san. If you steal, you disgrace him. And me. And yourself..."

"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."

"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."

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Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:21 am
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The sad thing is; if Scientology has taught us anything, people will believe this shit.


By the way, Xenu called, he wants his Thetans back.

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Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:01 pm
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I'm getting two shirts after Xmas on that topic:

"Xenu is my homeboy"

and

"I <3 Thetans"

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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:23 pm
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The best religion that came about as the result of a drunken bet, EVAR!

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