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Michael J Doyle
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:05 am Posts: 1590 Location: Out past Fort Mudge
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"My Sifu is ET"
I shit you not:
Grand Celestial Do: The Fighting Art of the Cosmos
Complimentary Kool-Aid will be served after class...
_________________ "Charlie was a policeman, Nick-san. If you steal, you disgrace him. And me. And yourself..."
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."
Token Reactionary S.O.B.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:51 pm |
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Tozetre
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:50 pm Posts: 3467
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I particularly liked his articles on "We would all live in peace if we learned to drink each other's urine," and the one about "romantic relationships with trees," in which he describes "Orzarkian males," telepathic enough to contact vegetative matter, and "Fallopy trees," blessed with damp, fibrous gaps, having sexual congress.
I
shit
you
not.
_________________ Why carry a gun? Because a whole cop would be too heavy.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:24 pm |
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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a'splode
_________________ Bad things happen because people are stupid.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:51 pm |
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Christopher Fiss
WAR SysOp
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:56 pm Posts: 3479 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Crazy moon-sensei wrote: "We would all live in peace if we learned to drink each other's urine,"
Yes...because learning to drink liquid is such a spiritual awakening...all the moreso when it's a waste-product of the body thats ejected for a reason...and quite possibly is full of Lupus.
on the bright side, Michael, there seems to be no kool-aid involved.
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Christopher Fiss W.A.R. SysOp
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:14 pm |
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Michael J Doyle
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:05 am Posts: 1590 Location: Out past Fort Mudge
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Ahh, Kool-Aid, piss, domestic beer - what's the difference?
All kidding aside, I just hope we don't have to read about these people hitching a ride on a comet by taking poison like that cult from a few years back
[EDIT: Kool-Aid is me dating myself again - see Jim Jones for the "don't drink the kool-aid" reference]
_________________ "Charlie was a policeman, Nick-san. If you steal, you disgrace him. And me. And yourself..."
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do."
"You have the rest of your life to solve your problems. How long you live depends on how well you do it."
Token Reactionary S.O.B.
Last edited by Michael J Doyle on Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:35 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:21 am |
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Cobra-kun
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:13 am Posts: 301 Location: The Land of Wind and Ghosts
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The sad thing is; if Scientology has taught us anything, people will believe this shit.
By the way, Xenu called, he wants his Thetans back.
_________________ "People in bamboo houses shouldn't throw pandas!!..............Jesus said that!"- The Ninja, askaninja.com
Drag Queen Grandma Snape says: RUNS in my STOCKINGS??!! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia
"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy
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Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:01 pm |
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Tozetre
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Thu Mar 18, 2004 10:50 pm Posts: 3467
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I'm getting two shirts after Xmas on that topic:
"Xenu is my homeboy"
and
"I <3 Thetans"
_________________ Why carry a gun? Because a whole cop would be too heavy.
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Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:23 pm |
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Anony-mouse
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2004 9:14 pm Posts: 2769 Location: Location, Location!
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The best religion that came about as the result of a drunken bet, EVAR!
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"Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step to true panic."
--Freefall
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
-- David J. Liszewski
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