Hey Fiss;
Dirty Hello Kitty sex rooms!

I....


I hate Japan.

Somehow, the very concept of hello kitty in a naughty fashon is just... just...

I dunno. It's kinda cute, in an 'oh god this is what going mad must feel like' kind of way.

The HK on the swing, however, is too much. Doing it in a pink cutesy room is one thing; doing it under the watchful eyes of a plush doll on a swing is too kinky.

breaking the innocent/innocence

http://blog.wired.com/wiredphotos9/2006 ... _woul.html

Even with a room like this??

Sign me up for a week, and provide me with 3 women a day.

Japan has earned my hatred before this, and many times since.... I simply add the Hello Kitty (eeeevil!) hotel to the many reasons I need to go to Japan and start kicking people in the head until they stop doing shit like this.

Dont make me laugh... 3 a day hun? I guess I'll just keep my mouth shut on THAT...

I had to laugh at the 'Princess Sailor Moon' description in the first link. I just got this picture of 'Bitch Princess Mode'... and crosslinked it to Mandy from the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy.

Somehow, in Bitch Princess mode, I can just see Usagi making Beryl plea for mercy.

Any guy can service three women a day.
Just not at the same time.
And he has to pay attention.
And he should be in good shape.

But, assuming those, yeah, 3 a day isn't impossible.

Then lets also assume that these women do not have the libido of a bitch in heat (like myself) and are satisfied with only one orgasm, if that... thats what... 90% of women?

Well... if it were me... I would be VERY displeased... ^-^

Because lets face it... I can out do damn near ANY man in sex drive.

Gee, good for you.

Do I hear a challeeeeeeeenge? </zim>

I'm less concerned about anyone's ability to perform for 3 women in one night, or for the women to recieve satisfaction than I am about the looks of confusion and disgust from those said women when they look up from the bed and see an 11 year old loli with a cock in her ass, flanked by three more pictures of various stages of undress and self-pleasuring.

Also.... in B4 "no girls on the intrabutts"

Okay, lots of people either didn't pay attention in Health or never took it. A guy can have sex three times in one day only if he is between the ages of 16 and 25. Otherwise you simply lack the testosterone and semen to do this. Androgen levels steadily decrease as men age, so once you reach your thirties you'll start regaining some of the sanity you lost during puberty.

Orgasm is women is generally associated with feelings of intimacy and clitoral stimulation. 80% of women CANNOT ORGASM THROUGH INTERCOURSE in the first place, despite what porn tells you. Not only that but some women can feel satisfied without orgasm, this is an intamacy function induced by estrogen. Most women require direct stimulation of the clitoris to achieve orgasm, meaning oral sex or mutual masturbation (fingering) are the best bets when it comes to pleasing a woman.

Japanese know shit about sex, at least good sex. A recent survey in Japan found 17% of men and 13% of women say they have a satisfying sex life. This just goes to show that they are very bad at it. Thus, anyone with moderate skills can wow the pants of a Japanese chick.

Keep in mind that the broad generalizations in most Health classes are averages and safe, clinical stats. High-schoolers just cresting into puberty don't NEED to know that giving their girlfriend oral sex for 2 hours can result in her orgasming more times than he can in a week, nor do girls NEED to know the intricacies of "why can't I orgasm?" in grade 9. Maybe later on, sure, but this is the last kind of thing that should be discussed by raising your hand in class.

It's bad enough kids that age are so insecure of their bodies and abilities. The last thing a Sex-Ed teacher wants is to hype up intimate possibilities for a bunch of horny, eager, but completely inexperienced young men and women.

Kid - "Teacher, why can't I make my woman cum 4 times a night?"
Teach - "Oh? But I heard she really enjoyed just orgasming once then going to bed?"
Kid - "All the guys are laughing at me, though, and all the girls say I'm not a good lover! YOU SAID IT WAS POSSIBLE!!!"
Teach - "SHE PASSES OUT AFTER THE FIRST ONE, YOU MORON!!"

The only thing worse than a Hello Kitty sex hotel is teenaged "sexual knowledge". Luckily for teenagers, I haven't quite decided to wage war on them by kicking them all in the head...not like Japan. Japan is going down.

However, saying a guy can only have sex 3 times or more in a day if they're between a certain age range is BS. Sperm production has nothing to do with the ability to have sex and reach climax, and testosterone is trumped by arousal, which depends on MANY more factors than just natural chemical viagra in your veins.

So you shouldn't give teenagers detailed information because they don't know detailed information? If they don't get the truth from someone, then they'll just get lies from porn and their friends. I mean, how many guys do you think believe they have a bone in their penis?



Yes, that's why you don't hype it, you give them facts and figures so they can know what's really going on.



See, that kid had an unreal expectation and the teacher just corrected him. And the comment about women being able to be multi-orgasmic should have been surrounded by things like, "Some women can't orgasm," "Not all women are multi-orgasmic," and "Ask your partner what he/she wants and listen to them because if you can't communicate with someone, you shouldn't be having sex with them."



Which is why it should be fully replaced by detailed medical knowledge dispensed from a figure of authority.



Testosterone isn't what lets you have an erection. Testosterone is what gives men their drive. Less testosterone, less drive. Less drive, less ability to have sex. Nitrous Oxide is what allows an errection. Viagra causes a controlled priapism but does nothing for drive. Women with low libido are prescribed testosterone to raise their libido.

When you run out of sperm, three things happen. First, you enter a prolonged refractory period. This is a biology term that, when used in this sense, means the period of time after a man orgasms in which it is physically impossible for him to get another erection. No erection means no sex. But this is somewhat irrelevant as 80% of women CANNOT ORGASM THROUGH INTERCOURSE thus making oral sex the primary way they would be satisfied. Second, when you run out of sperm, you testes kick up the production of androgens needed for the production of sperm. These androgens suppress many of the functions of testosterone. It becomes very difficult to maintain an erection, let alone orgasm. Finally, when you are out of semen, orgasms are painful. Your seminal vessicals and other muscles are squeezing on nothing. This causes a CRAMP IN YOU PENIS! It usually only takes one experience like this to dissuade a man from wanting to do that again.

You misunderstand. I'm not saying kids shouldn't be told details about sexual health, I'm saying that averages don't cover everything, and very few teachers and authority figures seem willing to dive into the "other possibilities" either because they are not given the information and don't want to skew their teaching with personal wisdom, or they are uncomfortable taking about sex (even to a greater degree) when it passes certain lines and taboos and becomes more about specific questions about pleasure and satisfaction instead of an act of procreation, menstration/erections, and the dangers of STDs.

Combine this lack of willingness to teach with puberty and the internet, and you get all kinds of crazy ideas, like bones in the penis and "the first time you have sex you don't have to wear a condom because you can't get pregnant" bullshit that's out there. This is why sexual education can NOT stop after the 1-2 week period in school that the teachers gather up their courage and attempt to cover one of the most complex things about the human mind, body and social structure in about the same amount of time they dedicate to teaching preschoolers how to tie their shoes. Medical terms and basics are great, but it can't end there, and the ball need to be passed on to doctors and parents when that limit is reached and the young adults need other serious questions answered. Saying "You're limited to 3 a night" is not only ignoring the whole range of sexual ability, experience and health, but placing undue misconceptions into the ball of fluff already inhabiting the young people's minds.

As for the mysterious lack of sperm in an exausting night, I ask you: Then what's getting "expelled" when a gentleman has his tubes tied off? If a male's body is producing no fluid, then yes, there are instances of pain and cramping, but this production is something based on many more factors than age and number of consecutive encounters. A healthy individual with a good diet and no fear of dehydration will be going a lot longer than a young whippersnapper who neglects themselves, no matter how many sperms they've been saving up.

The only limiting factor is arousal, and like you said, if sperm production or hormone imballances are limiting this, then I can see where you're coming from, but again, it's not an all-encompasing root cause. If a guy is exausted, then of course he's going to have a harder time pleasing his lady, and vice versa.

Also, and more to the original topic, intercourse, oral or other manual stimulation means nothing if Hello Kitty is staring at you, taunting your sexual exploits with her demonic plushy face. Likewise, unless you're into severe punishment, the afore mentioned shocked women and the slaps you will recieve for bringing them to a loli-den will probably be detrimental to your sexual performance. ^_^

Facts you apparently don't know:

1) A vasectomy severs the two vas differentia in the scrotum. These are the tubes that carry sperm from the testicles to the prostate. Sperm makes up less than 1% of semen. There is no noticable reduction in fluid because semen is mostly seminal fluid, not sperm.

2) Fat promotes the production of estrogen. This lowers testosterone levels. As already discussed, lower testosterone levels lowers libido, directly.

3) Diet doesn't affect libido. Being overweight affects libido, though there is admitedly a strong connection between body mass and diet. Excercise affects libido, as it raises testosterone levels.

4) As I said before, most Japanese don't like the sex they're having. They are bad at it. The whole Hello Kitty thing is merely a symptom of this.

Well, I dunno about you guys, but some of those rooms would make it hard (no pun intended) to keep all the pertinent facts in mind. Most of the brain would be taken up with 'OMG WTF is with the disturbing cuteness'. So no wonder their game is off.

EDIT: In other words, I agree with the final paragraph of Fiss' latest post. Whoops.

Okay, I guess I should say "I, the virgin in the group, could evidently satisfy three women in one night," since I've got this mental distinction between "satisfying a woman" and "having an orgasm." See, there's lots of other body parts a guy has that he can use besides his penis. And, given that 80% of women, as you so strongly point out, don't get satisfaction from vaginal intercourse, obviously the penis is a little less important for their satisfaction.

I never said "a guy could sexually use three women in one night" or "a guy could masturbate three times in one night," I said "a guy could satisfy three women in one night."

Heh, I think more like, you don't really need to teach them how to, for example, use a strap-on dildo, other such toys, or debate about various sexual positions, or which lube is better, or stuff like that. Facts, sure, but kids that age wouldn't really benefit much from, say, a month of BDSM education.

Toze for the win. Orgasms are not exclusive to a successful sexual act.

Stabby also winrars: Of course, teaching sexual health, IMHO, should include at least a footnote on "what you should expect during a sexual act". No anal-beeds and rim-jobs, just a basic description of the pleasure/sensation possibilities during normal, concentual, safe sex. And information on what to do if something doesn't feel right or hurts or gets numb...that kind of thing. It doesn't have to illustrate the Perfect Orgasm step by step, but it should cover things like oversensitivity, so 17 year olds don't freak out during their first time and think they need to chug down Viagra with their Flintstones Chewables, or think their penis is broken when they have a hard-on for 80% of the day. Likewise, girls need to be taught..not just about the female orgasm, but a LOT more about their bodies than just "you will bleed for 2 to 5 days every month". Breast size, sensitivity, shape...how to check for cancer, etc.

A brief lesson called "What to avoid using during masterbation" would likely save BOTH sexes a lot of pain, infection, stinging, and possible scarring and internal organ damage. Especially when the internet shows them that you can stick anything up any hole.

And teaching that Hello Kitty is the Devil should be in there somewhere.

See how I skillfully keep us on topic? ^_^