I like using:
A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."
If you say it without pausing, people tend to get stuck on the set up and they stare dumbly at you for a good three seconds. Hilarious.
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| Author: | NekoChan [ Fri May 11, 2007 10:11 pm ] |
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Ok... I had no real clue where to put it... cause... well it doesnt really fit in anywhere really... so here it gets posted... Two guys walk into a bar... ~wait for it...~ you'd think the second guy would have seen it... ~I'm terrible, I know... *proceeds to bend over so the boys can slap me for my stupidity*~ |
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| Author: | admiraltigerclaw [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:02 pm ] |
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I use that bad joke occasionally. Usually just as a blunt statement. |
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| Author: | NekoChan [ Fri May 11, 2007 11:20 pm ] |
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Yeah, a friend of mine told it to me... it took me a whole second to figure it out... then I was like... whoa dude... |
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| Author: | Son Goharotto [ Sun May 13, 2007 12:15 pm ] |
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I like using: A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." If you say it without pausing, people tend to get stuck on the set up and they stare dumbly at you for a good three seconds. Hilarious.
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