Kill me if I'm ever this desperate...(NSFW)
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Cobra-kun
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:13 am Posts: 301 Location: The Land of Wind and Ghosts
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Kill me if I'm ever this desperate...(NSFW)
http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html
The worst part is how they try to sell these dolls as being better girlfriends than actual girls.
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Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia
"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:03 pm |
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NekoChan
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:40 pm Posts: 279 Location: Texas
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ok... wow... just WOW... who would be THAT desperate?
"Acceptability Factor
In addition to being easy to conceal, some owners typically leave their Teddy Babes love doll out in the open for all to see, sitting them in a chair or out on their bed, etc. Because it?s a plush character, as well as a work of art unto itself, Teddy Babes are not typically perceived as sex dolls or adult sex toys, but as cute and sexy novelties; and women especially seem to find them attractive."
OMFG.... that is CRAZY...
Is it bad that I want one, just to SEE how people would accept it?
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:26 pm |
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Zangetsu
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 617 Location: In your hand, trying to reach you.
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If they looked like anime characters.. i'd be tempted just cause i'd collect them for the sake of collecting.
Quote: Teddy Babes retail at $700.00 each plus S&H. Credit Card will not be billed until doll orders are about to ship. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for delivery. For multiple love doll orders, we will also take $150 off the price of each love doll purchased reducing the price to $550.00 per doll plus S&H. Each doll ordered will be shipped seperately.
$700....
WTF
Not getting one unless its an Anime character now.
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:07 pm |
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NekoChan
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Joined: Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:40 pm Posts: 279 Location: Texas
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Zangetsu wrote: $700.... WTF Not getting one unless its an Anime character now.
*blinks* Azer... I KNOW what you would do with them... even if JUST for curiosity sake...
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Christopher Fiss
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:56 pm Posts: 3479 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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HAHAHAHAAA! Oh God...I lulzed. "Pussy Velour"
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:17 pm |
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liuzerus87
Doom Lobster
Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:57 am Posts: 106 Location: University of Chicago
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dude, that babe is hotter than my girlfriend.
*dumps
(not really)
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:03 am |
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Zangetsu
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 617 Location: In your hand, trying to reach you.
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Christopher Fiss wrote: HAHAHAHAAA! Oh God...I lulzed. "Pussy Velour"
Is that a new Bond Girl?
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:29 pm |
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Cobra-kun
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Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:13 am Posts: 301 Location: The Land of Wind and Ghosts
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Oh it gets worse. There's a link to a forum on that site. People rave about those things. Worse, they anthropomorphize them. And some of them own several.
Too much money and waaaay too much time.
_________________ "People in bamboo houses shouldn't throw pandas!!..............Jesus said that!"- The Ninja, askaninja.com
Drag Queen Grandma Snape says: RUNS in my STOCKINGS??!! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia
"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:00 pm |
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Cobra-kun
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Nov 15, 2004 1:13 am Posts: 301 Location: The Land of Wind and Ghosts
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Update! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, I give you:
http://www.orient-doll.com/top.html
Now with CHILD DOLLS! For all your lolicon needs! Buy now!
_________________ "People in bamboo houses shouldn't throw pandas!!..............Jesus said that!"- The Ninja, askaninja.com
Drag Queen Grandma Snape says: RUNS in my STOCKINGS??!! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia
"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:11 pm |
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Christopher Fiss
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:56 pm Posts: 3479 Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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<trying to think of a good thing to say>
Uhm...
well...
at least this means they hopefully won't go out and rape kids???
Still creepy as all hell, though.
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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:S
>.>
*gagging noises*
I mean, this is the internet and all, but...
Wow.
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:49 pm |
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Tenryu
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Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 8:24 am Posts: 473 Location: Sydney, Australia
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Christopher Fiss wrote: <trying to think of a good thing to say>
Uhm...
well...
at least this means they hopefully won't go out and rape kids???
Still creepy as all hell, though.
That or they'll want to try a real one..... ><
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