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 Kill me if I'm ever this desperate...(NSFW) 
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http://www.teddy-babes.com/home.html


The worst part is how they try to sell these dolls as being better girlfriends than actual girls.

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:03 pm
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ok... wow... just WOW... who would be THAT desperate?

"Acceptability Factor
In addition to being easy to conceal, some owners typically leave their Teddy Babes love doll out in the open for all to see, sitting them in a chair or out on their bed, etc. Because it?s a plush character, as well as a work of art unto itself, Teddy Babes are not typically perceived as sex dolls or adult sex toys, but as cute and sexy novelties; and women especially seem to find them attractive."

OMFG.... that is CRAZY...

Is it bad that I want one, just to SEE how people would accept it?

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:26 pm
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If they looked like anime characters.. i'd be tempted just cause i'd collect them for the sake of collecting.

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Teddy Babes retail at $700.00 each plus S&H. Credit Card will not be billed until doll orders are about to ship. Please allow 2 to 4 weeks for delivery. For multiple love doll orders, we will also take $150 off the price of each love doll purchased reducing the price to $550.00 per doll plus S&H. Each doll ordered will be shipped seperately.


$700....

:shock:

WTF

Not getting one unless its an Anime character now.

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:07 pm
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Zangetsu wrote:
$700....

:shock:

WTF

Not getting one unless its an Anime character now.


*blinks* Azer... I KNOW what you would do with them... even if JUST for curiosity sake...

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HAHAHAHAAA! Oh God...I lulzed. "Pussy Velour"

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dude, that babe is hotter than my girlfriend.

*dumps

(not really)


Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:03 am
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Christopher Fiss wrote:
HAHAHAHAAA! Oh God...I lulzed. "Pussy Velour"

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Is that a new Bond Girl? :twisted: :twisted:

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Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:29 pm
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Oh it gets worse. There's a link to a forum on that site. People rave about those things. Worse, they anthropomorphize them. And some of them own several.

Too much money and waaaay too much time.

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Drag Queen Grandma Snape says: RUNS in my STOCKINGS??!! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia

"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy


Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:00 pm
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Update! Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, I give you:

http://www.orient-doll.com/top.html


Now with CHILD DOLLS! For all your lolicon needs! Buy now!

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Drag Queen Grandma Snape says: RUNS in my STOCKINGS??!! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!!!!

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate
Abandon all hope, you who would enter!- Divina Comedia

"Don't mess with me lady! I've been drinking with skeletons!" -Hellboy


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<trying to think of a good thing to say>

Uhm...

well...

at least this means they hopefully won't go out and rape kids???

Still creepy as all hell, though.

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:S

>.>

*gagging noises*

I mean, this is the internet and all, but...

Wow.

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Christopher Fiss wrote:
<trying to think of a good thing to say>

Uhm...

well...

at least this means they hopefully won't go out and rape kids???

Still creepy as all hell, though.


That or they'll want to try a real one..... ><

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