Sexually innapropriate monkeys
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stmQuote:
"When we come to chase the monkeys away, we are dressed in trousers and hats, so that we look like men," resident Lucy Njeri told the BBC News website.
"But the monkeys can tell the difference and they don't run away from us and point at our breasts. They just ignore us and continue to steal the crops."
In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women.
"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.
There is an obvious solution to this problem.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stmQuote:
Solution elusive
One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.
Of course!