Don't remember seeing one of these on the board yet... anyway, just a kinda list of questions, get as personal or not as you want, answer 'em all or not, if you can think of a decent question at the end of it all, add it on to the end.

(second thoughts.... bah)

Stolen from litui -> stolen from vaydium -> stolen from tozetre, modified by Mista_B.

Meh, anyway:

10 YEARS AGO
1. I was in HS.
2. I was the new kid in town.
3. I tried smoking, didn't like it. Too expensive.
4. Was a punk/vandal/asshole white angry violent kid.
5. Drank my first beer.

FIVE YEARS AGO
1. Wandering through Canada.
2. Got thrown in a drunk-tank in Quebec.
3. Had a sexy Francois girlfriend.
4. Didn't have any money, but was happy.
5. Didn't know how to (officially) drive. Didn't feel a need to.

TWO YEARS AGO
1. Was, shit, two years already? Well, was 22, anyway.
2. Living in my parents basement, going to a college I hated, taking courses I had no interest in, developing a sociopathical anger towards my situation.
3. Meh. Powered through it. Quit college while I was still alive. *shudder*
4. Learned the joys of laboring for minimum wage.
5. Got bored, started developing my own ideographic shorthand.

ONE YEAR AGO
1. Friend of a friend threatened my brothers life. He... got a local, small-town front page newspaper mention. Still got that in my wallet, actually.
2. Buddy of mine got drunk, stole my car, smashed it into a parked truck, rebounded into the oncoming lane, etc., etc.
3. Started foresty firefighting, all those big BC fires that made the news back then. Best work I ever had.
4. Spent most of my firefighting money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted.
5. Took up stonecarving that winter, pass the time, see if I could make any money at it.


YESTERDAY
1. Got pissed drunk with my Dad.
2. Read chapters 6 and 7 of my accounting textbook.
3. Carved for about 2 hours. Finished one piece, got about 1/3 of a way through the initial shaping of another.
4. Rebuilt part of the fence around my parents house.
5. Entertaining exchange in the PSDF RPG.

TODAY
1. Slept in.
2. Raked leaves.
3. Finished another 1/3 of the piece I started yesterday. This one will be... complicated. My eventual goal is to be able to recreate the human form in stone. Should be starting to be able to do so, with confidence, skill, and... undefinable, in about 10 years.
4. Caught up on internet stuffs.
5. Drank some beers, dealt with stuffs.

Tomorrow
1. Accounting! Bleh.
2. Chapter 6 accounting quiz, midterm results posted.
3. Post to the PSDF RPG if the story allows it.
4. Work out, strech, maybe but probably not jog.
5. Continue to loath this 333Mhz iMac, pine for a useable computer.

WHAT WOULD YOUR "SPIRIT ANIMAL" BE?

Wasp.

FIVE ITEMS I HAVE BRAND LOYALTY TO
1. "Pilot hi-Tecpoint V7 Fine" pens.
2. Nintendo, I guess, for consistent game quality-wise...
3. Apple makes good MP3 players, I guess... *wants one so bad*
4. I don't really buy by brand.
5. mmmnope.

5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. Trail Mix.
2. Beef Jerky.
3. Hotwings!
4. Grapefruit?
5. Maybe a boiled egg.

FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. Freedom. (need freedom so bad)
2. Money? Yeah, need money for at least basic comfort.
3. Continious learning.
4. Internet entertainment stuffs. TV just kinda... really sucks right now.
5. A better computer. -_-

I WOULD BUY WITH $1,000,000
1. 4-year Liberal Arts and Science Education! With a dormroom on-campus, for the living among people of similar ages and interests! My own computer! Before I die, I swear, that space of time will be mine. Grryarg.
2. A nice car. Nothing new or fancy, but looking nice. Reliable, with working brakes and steering. Seriously, you want working brakes and steering. *bad experiences*
3. After my 4+ years of school, a little house on a dozen or so acres by the ocean, with wooded area, black cliffs, and jagged rocks. Cold, raining, gray skies, massive, deep, angry tides, and salty, constant wind, nobody around for miles. Paradise.
4. A goddamn real computer.
5. New house and car for my parents, vacation for the family, vehicles for my brother and sister, the rest of their education, and homes for when they graduate.

FIVE BAD HABITS I HAVE
1. Sloth.
2. Anger.
3. Drinking too much.
4. Smoking too much.
5. Interneting too much.

FIVE THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR
1. A bra.
2. Pink and Purlple tux.
3. Speedos.
4. Anything racist that I'm aware of.
5. My heart on my sleeve.

FIVE SHOWS I LIKE (even though I don't watch TV much)
Err... don't watch TV at all, really. No, really.

FIVE PLACES I'VE LIVED
1. La Malbaie, Quebec.
2. Vernon, British Colombia.
3. Edmonton, Alberta.
4. Prince Rupert, Saskatchewan.
5. Smiths Falls, Ontarion.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Mista_B
2. Linkin
3. Luke

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Am patient into years.
2. Scarily strong, physically.
3. Have managed to retain sanity these past few years. Not at all an easy thing to do.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Too many drinking/smoking type bad habits.
2. Not as emotinally honest as I need to be.
3. Don't give a shit about other peoples emotions as much as I should.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Failure.
2. Honest loss of sanity.
3. Never getting to go away to college of university before I'm 30. But damnit, I'll do it if I'm 60 if I have to, I will manage to go away to college or university. Someday. Damnit.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Learn something new.
2. Read up on new internet stuffs.
3. Work out in some way.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. White t-shirt.
2. Gray hoodie.
3. Bluejeans.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Grant/Stemage (http://www.metroidmetal.com)
2. Rammstein
3. Yoko Kanno

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Reise Reise - Rammstein
2. SMMetriodMetal - Maridia
3. Misc. Metallica stuffs.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS
1. Improve my carving.
2. Start some kinda website.
3. Finish my shitty comminuty college school crap course, get a job that isn't labour.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Playfulness, fun.
2. Spontenaity.
3. Intensity.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (In no particular order)
1. The statement below is false.
2. I have done... things I won't mention, even with this level of annonymity.
3. The statement above is true.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Softy shapley bits.
2. Different ways of thinking my brain-chemisty doesn't allow me.
3. Eyes. My god, the eyes, sometimes.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Give up the past.
2. Carve the human form, in a way that just... glows. (yet)
3. Be truely honest with myself.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Carving.
2. Internet stuffs.
3. Writing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Fight. With fists, and anger. But no weapons. Just blood and hitting and argh.
2. Drink more beer.
3. Give up the past.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Stone Carver.
2. Horse guide.
3. Accountant. (god help me)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. England/Ireland/Scottland (close enough)
2. Australia
3. Far northern Canada.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get a 4-year goddamn degree before I die. The whole "going away to college or university" thing. Rrrrr.
2. Give up my bad habits. All of them.
3. Carve the human form, to a perfection that has only be see perhaps a dozen times in the entire history of our species. Then, improve.

(added by Mista_B)
WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE WEBCOMICS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. http://www.clanbob.net
2. http://www.angelmoxie.com
3. http://www.jaynaylor.com/betterdays <-surprisingly enough, yeah. spooky.
4. http://www.manga.clone-army.org <-some nsfw stuffs
5. http://www.errantstory.com

Good god, people read my LJ? How? Why? And why B, of all people?
O_O

I'd say psychological profiling, but that'd just be silly.