Okay, so, I left in a huff. My bad. But I also left, and stayed gone, because in the old WAR I was a tremendous jerk. To everyone, including people who didn't deserve it. I was, basically, a troll, despite any positive contributions I made to the board. I'm sorry about that, and I hope you guys will forgive me. I can't promise I won't be a jerk. In fact, I can promise that it's likely I will continue to be a jerk, but I'll do my best to be a happy, jolly jerk who abuses people mildly and in good fun, and not a bitter angry jerk who turns into a troll.
Also, to placate you, I proffer tits:
and boobies:
