Physics got really boring one day.
So we wrote poetry.
Disaster resulted:
This class I endure every day
Is one that I wish wouldn?t stay,
I?d like to give up
Because my grade really sucks,
At least I?m only here until May.
They got worse and worse:
If I were a cat I?d be happy,
Because Meow Mix commercials are sappy,
Meow mix is silly,
Like that finger in my chili,
Meow Mix hangovers make me nappy.
So, how many bad limericks can the combined genius of the War Against Reality come up with?
*Note- the finger in chili refers to the following incident:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/24/chili.finger.reut/