I'm going to write a book called DBAFM all about the DBAFM rules. Everything that plagues our society today is going to be in this book. It'll be short, abd possibly less than 90 pages, but it will be all common sense. For instance, every page has a photograph of one of society's unmentionables, and in point form it would have a rule.

A photograph of teenagers chain smoking.
Smoking will kill you! DBAFM!!!

A photograph of a dead body in the water.
Wear a life jacket! DBAFM!!!

A photograph of a corpse in a morge.
Don't kill yourself! DBAFM!!!

Nobody take this idea! It's my idea, I'm copywriting this! It'll get me out of the rat race.

Credit to fiss for the acronym.

Hah!

Kickass acronym, there.

When you write the book, don't explain the acronym - if people can't figure it out by the references, they're a FM.

I'm liking this idea a LOT. The only royalties I want is a free ticket to the book signing. Hehehee