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Author:  Spike [ Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:07 am ]
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from the idea in the other thread. One and Two line funnies/catch phrases from gaming history.
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Hottie centaur who I'd been half-assed attempting to romance: "Do you know how to ride a horse?" (honestly, she was trying to be helpful)
Badass bard: "I haven't had the pleasure."
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Celeste Swiftear (after about a month of not talking following three bullets to the brain, immediately following Mr. Finch's catastrophic clock-licking): *growls* "...nnggyou're supposed to be the SANE ONE!!!"

Author:  Tozetre [ Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:38 am ]
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Hee hee hee. Remember how he was bounding through the trees, screaming?

Author:  Decebalus [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:47 am ]
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hmm... this section could use some reviving so a few very (sometimes long) recent ones.

"Hey, Elric, do you know this symbol?"
"*Sting of curses!* Too well. It's the symbol of Pelor, this is not good."
"Oh... hang on. Aren't you a priest of Pelor?"
"Yeah, that means I've got to go to church."
-Conversation between Lig and Elric (Cleric of Pelor)

"If I had my stuff, I could fix this!"
-Elric's signature line

"My treasure senses are tingling."
-Skicky-fingers Graeme

"What barbarian? There was no barbarian. I don't owe money to any barbarians."
-Graeme

"So, in our time in this desert village you've eaten there mud, insulted them by spilling there water, broke their well, stole an old ladies life savings of water, killed 1/3 the population to save 10 people, that you killed at the same time and probably destroyed most of what remains of their village in with a rain of their flaming remains, which will no doubt be considered a sign of the apocalypse. *sigh* Well done. I think I'm the only one here to have not directly aided the fall of this meagre civilisation"
-Elric

"Yeah, well YOU broke the well!"
-All to Lig

"Well on the up side, it?s now a massive subterranean lake."
-Graeme, whilst waiting for the rising waters to take us to the way out (of a now flooded dungeon)

Author:  Kerrus [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:24 am ]
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"How bout this: I phase shift through the bugger, then hit it with my +10 vorpal daisho set.... hey look, a natural twenty... now he's dead. Oops.... he was supposed to last longer than that." ~Stephen, while playing Rifts with me.

Author:  Tozetre [ Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:05 pm ]
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Oh wow, someone was overpowered in Palladium?
Lame.

Author:  Amon [ Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:55 pm ]
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I burn down one church, ONE CHURCH! and I'm labeled as a firebug

Author:  Richard Caine [ Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:06 am ]
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Hobbes, were-panther:"Just tell us where the others are..."
Orc Raider NPC:"No."
Hobbes, were-panther:"Then we'll just have to...convince you to talk to us."
Orc Raider NPC:"Well, what are you going to do to me you bastard?"
Hobbes, were-panther: "I'll think of something. I have a hatchet!"
Orc Raider NPC: *whimpers*

-Rifts RPG

"Dude! We're the A-Team... Only evil!"

-Hobbes the were-panther to Nickoly'ach Vidostsky, Dwarven engineer

"When in doubt, use tunnels!"

-Moe the giant cyborg monstrosity, after infiltrating and destroying a roughly 30 billion credit Coalition installation. With only a dozen people...

Author:  Christopher Fiss [ Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:49 am ]
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Hehehe. Hatchets.

Author:  Richard Caine [ Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:15 pm ]
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Yup. He cut off the poor bastard's arm and fed it to Moe the cyborg monstrosity.

Just because we're good guys, doesn't mean we have to play nice....

(Bwahahahaha)

:twisted:

Author:  Veritor [ Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:14 am ]
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hahahah, my msot recent catchphrase for a halfling Sorcerer/Alienist in Dnd:

"I can take it!"

it seems everyone wants a piece of the guy, just cause he talks in plural all the time. althuogh that to has gotten the party into some trouble.

DM: "a Ghoslty figure dressed in a tuxedo appears before you and says ina polite voice "Welcome to the Gambling room. who would like to play?""
Luxendor (Blind Ranger): "I'm in."
Sith (Gnomish Rogue): "I'm in."
Lig (Halfling Alienist): "We will play."
DM: "The figure smiles and produces a deck of cards. "Excellent" he says, pointing to all the party members. "If you would just take a seat...""
Other 3 members: "WHA-!?!?!?"
they deserved it though. shoot us in the thigh with an explosive crossbow bolt....

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