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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! BEST COMEBACK EVAR!

George rules. :D

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Thirded. George Takei is a class act.

FYVM, Timmie... <Hehehehe...>

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Mechanized digestive track, or "The shitting machine you didn't know you needed."

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Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:34 am
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Okay, I figured out that it's a joke from the testimonials. But, uh... they built something. It doesn't actually work, right?

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Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:12 am
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I Blame Canada!

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Sat Mar 03, 2007 1:57 pm
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Oh God. I heard about that. The guy represents the worst combinations of the 60's; conspiracy theorists, alien fanatics, and greenpeace hippie fuckwits. I can handle any one at a time, but...

proof of how messed up our government is; this dude wasn't just in politics, he was our DEFENSE MINISTER. He was in charge of TANKS AND BOMBS.

America? Yeah, you can stop whining about Rumsfeld now.

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Man, wouldn't it suck if the reason why aliens traveled all these countless lightyears to Earth is because their technology rendered their planets inhabitable too? <chuckles>

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Hahaha!

"Please give us your technology!"
"Okay. This will make your air unbreathable, by the way."
"What?"
"But you'll be able to fly! Isn't that SWEET?"

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25 lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word pants

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I loled.

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Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:49 pm
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Tozetre wrote:
Hahaha!
"But you'll be able to fly! Isn't that SWEET?"


lol, exactly.

I mean, seriously. There's even odds that any aliens we meet are going to be just as

1) Corrupt and war-mongering
2) Geeky and technology-loving

as we are.

"So, why'd you leave your home planet?"
"We turned it into a toxic wastelan...I mean...a wonderful utopia! We came to spread the joy!"

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Because Wikipedia is run by baby-eating liberals...

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Oh, dear god. I was hoping for a while that this was just a joke. It's not. It is also factually wrong almost everywhere, and it usually won't let you edit things that are factually wrong to correct them. Instead of being a Wiki, this is apparently a site made and maintained by one or a handful of individuals.

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Look at the site. It's not Wikipedia, though it IS using Mediawiki. (so do I, actually...)

Not a joke, but keep in mind that you can *mis*use freeware as well as use it. :)

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I've heard of it. It's ludicrous. Then again, they let Jack Chick print his bullshit, so why get wound up? Marketplace of ideas will put this in the discount bin soon enough.

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You just got served...by a midget 8)

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Got Urine?

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Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:43 pm
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You're only as old as you feel.

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Washu says:

"Silly, you're only as old as you THINK you are!"



"HAI! Washu-chan DESU!"

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If my mind had to be scarred seeing this, then I will not suffer alone.

http://www.santasm.net (NSFW...I guess)

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Heh, saw this a while ago. Tis interesting.

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"It's made of PEOPLE!"

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How about a nice can of OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! :shock:

Can anybody read Russian?

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Made of People Bread: It's only a matter of time before this is featured on CSI....

As for the can? My guess is aligator. :shock:

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Wrogn ntooth shape for an alligator. It's obviously reptillian, though. It's probably crocodillian. But, where would you find a crocodile in Russia? Even the sewers wouldn't be warm enough.

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