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A challenge for all ages...Break us!!! (may contain NSFW)
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Binky
Moderator of Pain!
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:06 am Posts: 215 Location: Calgary, AB
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A challenge for all ages...Break us!!! (may contain NSFW)
Now, Fiss and I are considered to be VERY hard to break. I challenge all of you out there to try break us. Do your best/worst. We can take it!!! Hell, we look forwards to it! If you find something that you think can break us, post it, or a link to it, here in Trial by Fire. If you find something worthy, it will be added to TBF and you will have the honor of helping to break the minds of many others to follow.
Rule 1: If it has adult content, please mark it as such to warn those here who don't wish to see it.
Rule 2: Follow the general rules of the W.A.R.
Ok everyone, BRING IT ON!!!
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Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:26 am |
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Spike
Moderator of Pain!
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:49 pm Posts: 760 Location: Right behind you.
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I'll bite.
WARNING: Adult material!
http://www.conjoineddreams.net/photogal ... araath.htm
http://www.conjoineddreams.net/photogal ... raath2.htm
due to the nature of the challenge, i will not place comment here. i'll create a seperate thread in this forum for it, subject "Challenge attempt #1".
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Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:06 am |
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Amon
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Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:52 pm Posts: 314 Location: Somewhere where I don't know where I am
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It makes me glad that I didn't "Fullsize" those pictures or I would have had to have found that rusty spoon and dig my own eyes out.
All in all, nice one Spike. But you know it's gonna take more than that to break Binky and Fiss.
*dreams of day when Binky views picture and falls into fetal position, weeping like a little girl*
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I say 'Give me a long enough crowbar and I'll break into Heaven'
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:42 am |
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HerrSlickmeister
The BURNiNATOR!
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:22 am Posts: 498 Location: Main Engineering station of the IPS XionII (hawiian shirt time!)
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You must watch/read all of these in rapid sucession.
Firstly, the wierd. Flash animation style. Forgive the long load period
http://www.uplink2k.com/library/cartoons/ah2.html
Secondly, The sick. Fanfic style. I naturally had to give you the link to what has been hailed as one of the worst fics ever written (By the Godawful Fanfic crew...)
Thirdly, The horrible. Video clip style. And what's more horrible than Yatta?
Fourthly, the annoying. Webpage Style.
Click me!
gads. there are more. but I can't find the links, and i'm tired. Wait for the still images, archives of obscene animated gifs, and bukake, ok?
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:25 am |
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Binky
Moderator of Pain!
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:06 am Posts: 215 Location: Calgary, AB
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Sorry, Slick. Somewhat painful, but you're going to have to do better than that to break Fiss and I. C'mon everyone, if there is any group that can do it, it's this one...Of course the only person who has really managed to break me is Fiss....
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:45 pm |
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Zangetsu
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 617 Location: In your hand, trying to reach you.
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Ya.. really.. i have yet to find something to break me.. I strive to de-senstize myself from anything.. I laughed when i watch the movie Virus.. and the guy that fell in titanic.. *DONG*
sorry.. i know some thought it was a good movie.. i did to.. but its not a FUCKING LOVIE DOVY movie.. bleah
and the flash movie.. HAHHA.. lovies it.. fucking funny
I can't stop laughting..
come one ppl. bring it on.
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Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:29 pm |
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HerrSlickmeister
The BURNiNATOR!
Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:22 am Posts: 498 Location: Main Engineering station of the IPS XionII (hawiian shirt time!)
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Arfenhouse ruulx0r. XD
"Pikachu demands MORE LINES!!!!1!"
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Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:34 am |
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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The breaking.
EDIT BY ADMIN: Sorry, folks. While this doesn't really break the major rules of the board, I'm going to remove it just so nobody gets in shit and/or looses their lunch too much. I have removed the link, but if you're brave, ask in a PM. You can read simular on bad "Stile-Project" days, so if that's not your style, don't bother.
Okay,
CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION
ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT
PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES
Story headers being
CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION
ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT ADULT
PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES PROBABLY ILLEGAL IN SOME PLACES
"rape, viol, snuff, abduct, infgirl, ptgirl."
This guy was later caught and sent to prison.
So... real.
If this doesn't break you... it's about 8/10 on my breaky list.
_________________ Bad things happen because people are stupid.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:17 am |
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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Thank's Fiss.
Yeah, that was prolly a little *too* breaky.
I'll just put some cherries on top by mentioning "goatse" and "rotten" and let yer savy internet ways take care of the rest.
CAUTION/ADULT and such, of course.
Seriously, it's not a good idea, but it's can be pretty easy to break *yourself* out there, and probably a bad idea to dare others to do same to you.
*shudders*
Gots the heeblie-jeeblies now.
Yeah, and time for happy-go-sleep time now too.
*is scared of dreams to come*
_________________ Bad things happen because people are stupid.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:03 am |
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Binky
Moderator of Pain!
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:06 am Posts: 215 Location: Calgary, AB
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Actually, while I found it sick and repulsive, it didn't really break me. Fiss is right, though. there has to be a limit to what is put on the site. I still encourage you all to break us, though. A hint for you. Fiss and I are both used to sick crap. That's not likly to do it. Any time we've truly been broken it's been something that causes our mind to just go "what the fuck?" and be twisted in a way it never has been before...
Good luck!!
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:09 am |
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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Ah, well, then perhaps I could interest you in a rare and fabusious Bonsai Kitten?
Perhaps a do-it-yourself kit? It's easy!
At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
_________________ Bad things happen because people are stupid.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:14 am |
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Richard Caine
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Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 12:54 pm Posts: 152 Location: People's Republic of Maryland
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*blinks*
...........
*blinks*
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:11 am |
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theredqueen
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Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:21 pm Posts: 230 Location: West Bay, Grand Cayman
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Just read this...erm, TRY and read this.
I laughed my ass off.
Sailor Christian Soldiers: Book One - Sailor Savior
BTW: the "the red queen" on here is my little sister. who stole my identity! damn her! *shakes fist at rabid 15 year olds* i beat her until she quit using it
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:45 pm |
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Zangetsu
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Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 10:53 pm Posts: 617 Location: In your hand, trying to reach you.
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What the hell is that??
thats not a fanfic.. thats a bloody joke.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 8:53 pm |
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theredqueen
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:21 pm Posts: 230 Location: West Bay, Grand Cayman
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isn't it though?
I think the author should be bitch slapped...or spooned to death...or something. Just...guuuh.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:10 pm |
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Son Goharotto
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Joined: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:27 am Posts: 391 Location: On a pale horse
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[scratches head] All he's doing is sticking a cat in a rectangular box. Felines have enough natural flexibility to accomplish that much, regardless of age or bone density. The hardest part would be training your cat to put up with it. I'd be more impressed if he shaped the cat into a pretzel. Lame.
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Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:22 pm |
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-B-
Chibi-Czar
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:47 am Posts: 2088 Location: Yes.
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Ah, yer lookin fer the fancy version.
In that case you gotta keep in mind the following conditions.
1. Air. This ought to go without saying, but you'd be surprised how many amateurs forget this detail and wind up with a cold, hard kitty in the morning! If the containment vessel is sealed, you must drill airholes prior to kitten insertion. A diamond drill is recommended for glass vessels.
2. Food & Water. Especially if the kitten's head is being shaped (one of the most versatile aspects of the Bonsai Kitten), it will not be able to eat or drink normally. The most common solution is another hole in the container with a feeding tube to the kitten's mouth, where a liquid food slurry can provide both nutrient and hydration requirements.
3. Waste Removal. Left to its own devices, the kitten would quickly fill its vessel with its own urine and feces, leading to certain sickness and death, not to mention the inevitably unpleasant appearance and odor. The best solution is to seal the kitten's anus with Super Glue prior to insertion, and then insert a waste tube through a third hole in the vessel. As the kitten's body is still developing, a natural rectal diverticulum will soon form around the tube, which can be drained in any convenient fashion. It's just like a kitty colostomy bag!
Especially that last one.
If ya got a small enough bung, though, you should be able to avoid having to fully seal the anus.
And as long as you can find an appropriate pretzel shaped receprical, pretzel kitty ho!
Er, ahead. Ahoi. Ho.
Fer a simple example, here's a freshly inserted black and white kitten in a rectilinear glass:
I'd post detailed pictures of the anus closure, but seeing as how there's 15 year old's about... for professionals only, folks.
Or, me, with your money.
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:16 am |
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RKumono
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Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:43 am Posts: 185 Location: USA -> Texas -> Houston
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Binky wrote: Actually, while I found it sick and repulsive, it didn't really break me. Fiss is right, though. there has to be a limit to what is put on the site. I still encourage you all to break us, though. A hint for you. Fiss and I are both used to sick crap. That's not likly to do it. Any time we've truly been broken it's been something that causes our mind to just go "what the fuck?" and be twisted in a way it never has been before...
Funny thing is, it'd probably take just as much to bother me as you two....
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Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:52 am |
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Donz
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Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:15 pm |
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Christopher Fiss
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I liked the Japanese Seziure Robots version better.
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Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:32 pm |
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Donz
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Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:41 am Posts: 206 Location: Oklahoma MMMM Yummy.
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Get messed up on ur substance of choice..... I swear I stared at it for at least an hour without realizeing time had passed.... Yay boxed wine!!!
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Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:47 pm |
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aquarius
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Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:52 pm Posts: 32
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NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!
okay imagian this
your sister, and yourbest friend going at it in your bedroom while your dog licks his balls rapidly and they are both moaning so loudly that people next door are complaining and then when they bardge in they join in and molest your dog suddenly you walk out of your bathroom to find a small girl who is your neibors daughter begging to eat yuor shit ,a nd she gets it all over her face and body , and her sister wants to lick it off ....to be continued
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Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:25 am |
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aquarius
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Thu Apr 15, 2004 12:57 am |
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:16 pm |
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umm eww ...dont click if you dont wanna see somthing some really sick person might call arowsing http://www.fansies.com/disgusting/57.jpg
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Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:30 pm |
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